Robert

If there is an award for Mr. Congeniality, Robert would have won it hands down. Called "Tongin" by his close friends, Robert is dubbed "Friend of the Masses" for his innate ability to make friends easily with everyone he comes across with, even with a total stranger.

Robert has multi-faceted skills. Aside from singing and dancing, he also knows Karate, drives his own bike and has mastered the art of sensual massaging. He's a do-it-all, master-of-all persona, a one-man wrecking crew. This family man who was born in the Zodiac sign of Aries certainly knows his stuff and is isn't shy to talk about them.



As a child growing up, Robert has fervent dreams of becoming a law enforcer but found life as an ordinary citizen too good to pass up. Once he saw a thief walking in the alley and with an adrenaline rush, he quickly pounced on the hapless guy and pummeled him into submission. When police arrived, the thief's face was a bloody mess. Robert was nowhere to be found but officers knew this was a job by a very ordinary guy from Cabreros.

Eugene

Meet Eugene, the playboy politician from Carcar. Known as "Geboy" to friends, Eugene is a reincarnate of Francisco Balagtas. He's a born lover, seemingly God's gift to women who are badly in need of love and care. When he was 8, he already a fathered a total of 100 children (a world record in the book of Guiness).

It was in an arm wrestling match with a total stranger that his luck changed. Pitted against a petite 5-foot dynamo, he was overconfident and lost all his earnings in the bet. What he lost in monetary terms, though he earned a lot in love. For the stranger turned out to be a beautiful woman who quickly captured the heart of the most eligible bachelor from Carcar.



Soon he courted her and offered her the stars, the moon and the galaxy and soon they lived happily ever after.

Call or text Eugene at +639154990521 or email at jayvie_catao@yahoo.com

Rhea

Before her marriage to a handsome prince, Rhea was a frog princess who wandered in the tiny swamps of Apul-Apul. She gorged on insects and had a huge appetite for baby back ribs (heard about a frog who eats meat?) in Casa Verde. She was always green (her skin that is) but has a sexy smile that was quite the attraction in her swampy turf.

Tired of dancing in the swamps, Rhea transformed into a pretty human and entered the mortal world she loved so much. Soon she found herself dabbing in acting (as double to Kim Chiu) and did commercials related to insecticides and pet care. Rhea vowed never to return to her ghastly past and surrendered her powers to be "normal".



Call or text Rhea at +639263232602 or email at rheatam@yahoo.com

Weng

When Weng was growing up, she imagined herself working as a model but ditched her dreams when she stopped growing at age 5. Nevertheless, Weng is well-loved because of her flair for the theatrics and her seemingly "child-like" (not childish) behavior.

Always the adventurous type, Weng likes to go out on weekends on a Safari trip, mountain climbing, hanging on walls, engaging in combat with wild beasts, and belly-dancing with ape-like creatures. She's always "on-the-go" sets new challenges for herself and does not settle for any "lazy" orientations.




Beneath Weng's "childly innocence", there's a secret lurking behind her person. Unknown to many, Weng has "witchly powers" emanating from the wonder broom she acquired from an old lady (who acquired it from her neighbor who got it from a friend in a game of mahjong).

Call or text Weng at +639174732732 or email at wen_dlreyes@yahoo.com

Lourdes

There are many ways to describe the 4'11 90-lb Lourdes but none more aptly than funny and hilarious. Her face could launch a thousand ("paper") ships. The mere sight of her elicits a smile out of everyone's faces. She's a born joker, only she doesn't know. She loves dining out and loves the company of people, especially those having the same mindset as her.



Her best friend is Sunshine, a 3-foot 300 lb beast from the Jungles of Tubakti (a remote island in the northeast coast of Africa) . Sunshine displays her affection to Lourdes by waking her up early in the morning to beg for food. Lourdes in turn jeers at her and ignores her primate pleas.

Lourdes hails from Cagayan de Oro to her once proud (before she was born) parents. Seeking the aroma of good life, she sailed to Cebu City carrying with her an amulet to help fend off attackers. Lourdes landed a good fortune in one of the top mining companies in Cebu and became a gold digger.

Despite her very animated personality, she has a very mean streak (palaban) and will never shy away from battle, if there is one.

Call or text her at +639163624735 or email at lourdz_girl530@yahoo.com

John

Prior to his forays with electronic data processing, John was a writer who loved sports, showbiz, business, technology, the occult and the amazing freaks of nature. He loved detective movies, action and drama, quite the story of his life.

When John was little, he imagined himself walking the tightrope (not that life in the circus!). He was deeply fascinated with how objects moved and set himself up for several experiments, only those experiments proved futile in the end. When he was a student, John was like a hermit in the library, so much so that he forgot to attend his own classes.

Never the outgoing guy, he's starting to learn about life at 30, like going out at night, meeting new friends (not those friends who remember you when you're cash-trapped) and booze.



The second of four kids to two families born on opposite ends of the earth (his mother was the daughter of one of the wealthiest tycoons in one of the towns of Quezon Province while his father was the eldest of a former US veteran), John is down-to-earth cool guy who prefers to stay out of the limelight.

Call or text John at +639173208658 or email at john_dacanay@yahoo.com